I hate to do this, but you're a pain in the neck.
I thought you knew this, you're handing me a canceled check.
You're so helpless. Your girlfriends think you're a saint.
I'll give you a quarter. I'll keep my judgments to myself.
And I get caught up in the moonlight.
Reaching out for a rotten egg, I don't want to beg.
It's crystal clear, your time is nearly gone.

Count your blessings and do the things that you should.
All the has-beens have never had it so good.
Stormy weather, the kids are making a racket.
In the wilderness, the wild lives are so mild.
And I get caught up in the moonlight.
Reaching out for a rotten egg, I don't want to beg.
It's crystal clear, your time is nearly gone.

And I get caught up in the moonlight.
Reaching out for a rotten egg, I don't want to beg.
It's crystal clear, your time is nearly gone.