I thought I heard a chainsaw
Rather late last night
I woke up this morning
And I knew I was right
I got the cut in half blues
Well, the last thing I saw was the big long saw
I got the cut in half blues

I knew we were in trouble
I knew she lost her head
When she started bringing
All those power tools to bed
I got the cut in half blues
Well, the last thing I saw was the big long saw
I got the cut in half blues

I was laying in my grave
All I do is grunt
'Cause the undertaker got it all mixed up
And put my ass in front
I got the cut in half blues, yeah
Well, the last thing I saw was the big long saw
I got the cut in half blues, ah no no...

The last thing I saw was the big long saw
I got the cut in half blues, oh