Dead man with no eyes, won't you look at me tonight?
Tell me will I look good with my pants on so tight?
Watch me die, watch me die

Dead man with no heart, won't you love me still?
Put me in your helicopter and give me some weight-loss pills
Watch me die, teach me how to cry

Dead man with no stomach, won't you eat up all my food?
Spit it in my face 'cause it don't taste so good
Watch me die, let me ride

Dead man with no feet, won't you run to the liquor store?
We're running out of caskets, won't you run and get some more?
Watch me die!

Dead man, I ain't go no credit, won't you put me in the cash machine?
Swim around in the dollar bills, look out, I'm turning green
Watch me fry, watch me die